Kidwits
Write Your KidWit Here
Á veitingastað. Ronja er að príla og skoppa, ég bið hana að koma og setjast og bendi á prúð börn sem sátu settleg á næsta borði og borðuðu matinn. Ég sagði við hana. "Sjáðu hvað þau eru þæg, sitja bara og borða matinn" Ronja: " Þau kunna bara greinilega ekki að njóta lífsins!"
Report

Grandma, I must tell you something. I have a glitter brain and disco heart.
Report
"Grandpa, do you have any money you stopped using? I'm going to buy an apartment. “
Report
"I am a Viking and Indian, half and half. I live in Iceland and there are Vikings and then I was in Norway and there are Indians. "
Report
"I don’t know why there are so many in love, but I think it's because women use perfume and men use aftershave. Because they smell so good. Therefore perfumes sell so well. Mom always buys a lot, usually for Dad.”
Report
Grandma, are you excited to die? No. But then you will meet your mom.
Report
In the cemetery: Is there enough space in heaven for all the people that have died?
Report
The priest must give the bride and the groom a ring in the church. Otherwise they don’t know that they are married.
Report
Do I get half an Easter egg on Easter Monday?
Report
I can’t go to the kindergarden because the Corona is visiting
Report
I can’t play with Angie, she has dog disease. What??? Yes, her mother said she is sicker than her dog.
Report
Grandmother, was mom born with the tattoo?
Report
Congregation is the people that support the same team as the priest.
Report
God owns the sun. He turns it off at night to save electricity.
Report
Mom, can I have a new mom? Mine always says no.
Report
“I can't find my glasses.“ “Have you searched on the Internet?“
Report
© Gjörð ehf 2016 all rights reserved.

Visitors are forbidden to copy, redo, republish, redesign, download or use the web’s contents in any way except for own use and for posting on the social media in the manner as provided for on the web; in any instance provided that this is not done with a financial purpose. Visitors also agree not to adapt, change or prepare derived works from the web’s contents except for own use. Any use of the web’s contents other than for own use is always subject to a prior written consent by KidWits. KidWits.com terms
Kidwits