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The priest must give the bride and the groom a ring in the church. Otherwise they don’t know that they are married.
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Do I get half an Easter egg on Easter Monday?
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Is Corona a boy or a girl?
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I can’t go to the kindergarden because the Corona is visiting
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I can’t play with Angie, she has dog disease. What??? Yes, her mother said she is sicker than her dog.
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Grandmother, was mom born with the tattoo?
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Congregation is the people that support the same team as the priest.
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God owns the sun. He turns it off at night to save electricity.
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Mom, can I have a new mom? Mine always says no.
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“I can't find my glasses.“ “Have you searched on the Internet?“
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Who would you take with you if we’re going into battle? Gilli: My mom.
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Dad, you don't have six pack, you have a one pack.
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Mom, you don’t need makeup. You look good ugly.
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I am not in the family photos because I didn't want to be born until later.
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When I am to big for you to hold, I will hold you instead.
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