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Mom, can I have a new mom? Mine always says no.
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“I can't find my glasses.“ “Have you searched on the Internet?“
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Who would you take with you if we’re going into battle? Gilli: My mom.
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Dad, you don't have six pack, you have a one pack.
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Mom, you don’t need makeup. You look good ugly.
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I am not in the family photos because I didn't want to be born until later.
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When I am to big for you to hold, I will hold you instead.
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In the park. No mom, I can't give you a kiss here, people will think we are married.
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I was changing his little sister diaper. Mom you should not have a baby if you don't like poop.
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Mommy you are so nice to me, when the dragons come, I will save you.
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Dad went to the bank and bought lots of money.
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Baldwin was at a gas station with his dad who was putting gas on the car. Baldwin was toddling around him. Suddenly he pointed to a colorful petrol spill on the asphalt and said: No, no, no, daddy look, a dead rainbow!
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"Grandma when you are old and I have grown up, then you can sit in my car seat."
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Mom are you a spy? No darling. How do you then always know everything I do but should not do?
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Four year old sister: Mom is so good to me. Harry: Yes, she practiced on me.
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