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Mom, you are my favorite mother.
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When Mom and Dad practice wrestling I get a lot of popcorn and watch a movie.
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To get married you must ask a girl if she wants to come home and stay as long as she likes.
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Gazing at mannequins in a store: Why are these people so quiet?
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Daddy, you would not look good in a dress. It´s not your style.
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I love my dad, he is bald and gives me ice cream.
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When mom asks, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her.
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Mom, do you have a baby in your tummy? No dear. Is it just food?
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To his bald but bearded father: "Daddy, did your hair slip down?"
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I can be home alone, if someone is with me.
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Dad, you've got four-pack! If you also count the breasts.
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"How many days are in one generation?"
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“Why are there no dragons in chess?“
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"Look, a horse with tv antenna!" (He saw a reindeer.)
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Alex at a shop counter with his mother. “Hi, I am not her boyfriend.“
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