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"I don’t know why there are so many in love, but I think it's because women use perfume and men use aftershave. Because they smell so good. Therefore perfumes sell so well. Mom always buys a lot, usually for Dad.”
Siggi , 8
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"Grandpa, do you have any money you stopped using? I'm going to buy an apartment. “
Páll , 5
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"I am a Viking and Indian, half and half. I live in Iceland and there are Vikings and then I was in Norway and there are Indians. "
Ronja , 6
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Grandma, are you excited to die? No. But then you will meet your mom.
Guðmundur , 6
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In the cemetery: Is there enough space in heaven for all the people that have died?
Áslaug , 4
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The priest must give the bride and the groom a ring in the church. Otherwise they don’t know that they are married.
Mary , 7
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Do I get half an Easter egg on Easter Monday?
Sunneva , 6
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I can’t go to the kindergarden because the Corona is visiting
Calvin , 4
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I can’t play with Angie, she has dog disease. What??? Yes, her mother said she is sicker than her dog.
Bertie , 5
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Grandmother, was mom born with the tattoo?
Ronja , 5
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Congregation is the people that support the same team as the priest.
Carl , 7
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God owns the sun. He turns it off at night to save electricity.
Nicole , 5
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Mom, can I have a new mom? Mine always says no.
Erin , 5
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“I can't find my glasses.“ “Have you searched on the Internet?“
Sandra , 5
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Who would you take with you if we’re going into battle? Gilli: My mom.
Gilli. , 4
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